oh no
IM SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

o-okay…. if you say so….

[ oh but now they’re… playing some kind of game and oh ibuki sits off to the side and watches awkwardly he does not like how games among this group turn out ]

they wont trusT ME

a-are you sure…

ARE YOU SURE…….

h-how can i be sure the cats won’t claw their way up from the basement like furry demons from hell and attempt to smother me in my sleep

the cats want to kill you

[ he thinks about this and his face begins to contort into one of horrifying realization ]

t-they… every time i see them they try to rub up on my legs and get on my lap and wave their tails in my face…

D-DO THEY KNOW I’M ALLERGIC?

OH… OH MY GOD

I…

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SEE THIS BEFORE

I THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS

BUT ALL ALONG THEY WANTED TO SEE ME DIE

w-why must the world and all its creatures be so cruel…

[ he is mumbling to himself and shaking a little now ]

animefan1997:

In Shanghai father sell cat! for meat. have my freidns eating cat before? Try it! :)

W-WHAT

N-N-N-N-NO…!

I… OH MY GOD I COULDN’T

T-THEY’RE SO CUTE

I CAN’T EVEN TOUCH THEM

BUT

THEIR BIG ROUND EYES… AND LITTLE PINK NOSES… I…

[ his voice is practically cracking here ]

H-HOW COULD ANYBODY EAT THEM…

4—-2—-0:

oh i have 5 cATS!! but ill keep them in the basement no worries

f-five? that’s…

is that all? how many other pets do you have?

4—-2—-0:

GUYS!@!!!! i have lots of aniamsl at my house ill cage them and then we can???????

have party??????????????????

SLEEPOVE?R??????????????????

w-what kind of animals…? i’m allergic to cats…

4—-2—-0:

twitchytwitchy:

o-oh

d-did i come in at a bad time

i think i did…

i THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE ━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━

—!!!

O-OKAY YES I WILL TURN AROUND AND LEAVE RIGHT NOW

APOLOGIES FOR THE INTRUSION…!!!

[ he is tearing up oh my god ]

o-oh

d-did i come in at a bad time

i think i did…

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a bunch of soccers stumbling around confusedly

“what is blog?” they call into the darkness