IM SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
o-okay…. if you say so….
[ oh but now they’re… playing some kind of game and oh ibuki sits off to the side and watches awkwardly he does not like how games among this group turn out ]
h-how can i be sure the cats won’t claw their way up from the basement like furry demons from hell and attempt to smother me in my sleep
the cats want to kill you
…
[ he thinks about this and his face begins to contort into one of horrifying realization ]
t-they… every time i see them they try to rub up on my legs and get on my lap and wave their tails in my face…
D-DO THEY KNOW I’M ALLERGIC?
OH… OH MY GOD
I…
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SEE THIS BEFORE
I THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS
BUT ALL ALONG THEY WANTED TO SEE ME DIE
w-why must the world and all its creatures be so cruel…
[ he is mumbling to himself and shaking a little now ]
In Shanghai father sell cat! for meat. have my freidns eating cat before? Try it! :)
W-WHAT
N-N-N-N-NO…!
I… OH MY GOD I COULDN’T
T-THEY’RE SO CUTE
I CAN’T EVEN TOUCH THEM
BUT
THEIR BIG ROUND EYES… AND LITTLE PINK NOSES… I…
[ his voice is practically cracking here ]
H-HOW COULD ANYBODY EAT THEM…
oh i have 5 cATS!! but ill keep them in the basement no worries
f-five? that’s…
is that all? how many other pets do you have?
GUYS!@!!!! i have lots of aniamsl at my house ill cage them and then we can???????
have party??????????????????
SLEEPOVE?R??????????????????
w-what kind of animals…? i’m allergic to cats…
o-oh
d-did i come in at a bad time
i think i did…
i THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━
—!!!
O-OKAY YES I WILL TURN AROUND AND LEAVE RIGHT NOW
APOLOGIES FOR THE INTRUSION…!!!
[ he is tearing up oh my god ]
